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Our lead story is...
A massive mobilization of Fairies and Unicorns is underway!
Yes! FairyLand lights up with Fairy magic as Fairies everywhere prepare for unity with Humans and possible combat with Demons.
Heard everywhere is the slogan UNITY! UNITY! UNITY!
We Fairies are paragons of Love and Peace!
Now these wretched Demons Force us to War!
So! Fairy! You want to know if We Sorceresses and Wizards are going to join you on earth to help fight Demons?
Protect Humans?
YES! WE are going with you to kick Demon b..ts. Er, that is, to use all our magical powers to defeat the Demons and insure...
UNITY!
We Good Witches are bringing magic to give Demons Hell! How dare they attack Our Humans!
WE Mermaids are going too! There will be no place under the sea for Demons to hide!
Our magic will destroy them! We also are Soulmates with the Fairies.
Fairies will STOP the Demons who are attacking OUR Humans!
All of we Fairy Princesses of FairyLand have volunteered and we are planning to combine our powers to Blitzkrieg the Demons. To destroy them, utterly!
This just in!
High Knight Destiny and Princess Marisha have just returned from the stars and are watching this very broadcast!
Your Royal Highness...
High Knight Destiny and I have been conferring with Aliens about their concerns for the next Angelican Accords
I am pleased with the mobilization and flow of volunteers to the Human Realm!
Also, I must compliment Fairy News for its always superb coverage!
UNITY!
Thank you so very much MY Princess!
Here is Sue Fairy showing her combat style.
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